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Let me tell you a story bout a crazy old man
He lived behind the trailer by the river in a van
they called him Crazy Willie cause he speaks in a rhyme
but everyone wants to hang out with Willie cause he's areally,Â
really good timeÂ
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Crazy Willie, yeah Crazy Willie
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Now  Willie takes a walk and finds himself in a jam
he walked right through a window fell six strories on a van
the jaws of life aarived and tried to pry poor Willie lose
But when the look inside they find there's Willie just suckin onÂ
some hootch
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Now Willie trys to hitch across the U.S. of A.
from N.Y.C. to Waco, Tx. in just one single day
he walked to Washington D.C. and srarted a campaign
sceamin Crazy Willie for president in the pouring sreamin rain
(Chorus)
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Willie finds a home made pipe bomb right in his own back yard
He put that sucker right in his mouth just like a fat cigar
He lights it up, takes a hit and says: "This is the Bomb"
Now Willie's spread from coast to coast poor Willie's really gone
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People try n tell me that you cant do this,
Then they try n tell me that you cant do that.
I’m getting sick n tired of being treated that way,
So I turn around n tell m do the Jump Back Jack.
I know that’s not too cool, but I still feel the way that I feel. You can call me a fool,Â
but I know that it’s my name that they’re gonna trash so I just tell m to
              Kiss My Ass
I went to work just the other day, ran into my boss,
He said; “I got something to sayâ€? “Boy if ya moved any slower you’d be movinÂ
backwards in time� in many other words I asked him to smooch my behind
  I know that’s not too cool. But I still feel the way that I feel. People call me a fool.Â
I aint livin my life behind a mask, so I just told my boss to:
KISS MY Â ASS Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
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 Well I was motivatin down the road the other day, when a big Mack truck try toÂ
climb right up my A
I sez: Yo slow down you’re gonna kill someone ya jerk when he flips me the bird andÂ
sez; “Sorry, late for work. I know it aint right It’s hardly even cool. I should justÂ
restrain myself. But this was movin way too fast so I asked him to:Â
Kiss My Ass
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Im drivin big cars Im smokin fat cigars, hangin out with 21st century movie stars
start to grind your hips and wiggle your pelvis its time get on up and do the
Big Fat Elvis
yeah shake your big butt around
the Big Fat Elis baby, yea you know the sound.
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Yea we’re playin big shows from Texas to Kokamo headin on
out to Las Vegas
yea then after the show we’ll get a lotta pizza to go so get up on that floor and do the
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Yea play that rock n roll baby play the saxophone
shake it up get it lose and get it rockin
ya gotta twitch it from yer hips ya gotta shake it from yer lips so get up on that floor and do the
 Big Fat Elvis
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 IM TAKIN A LITTLE TRIP DOWN TO
MUSCLE SHOALS
 GOT A GUITAR ON MY HIP, TRANSISTOR RADIO
IM LOOKIN FOR THAT PLACE WHERE THE
FUNKY HIPSTERS GO, Â ITS A BOOGIE BLOOZY
FEELIN WITH A SIDE OF ROCK N ROLL
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(pre cho) WALK UP TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND AS THE BIRDIES BLOW
 YOU KNOW THEY GOT
THE FLOW THEY'RE TRADIN FOURS FROM
SHORE TO SHORE. GAS UP THE PICK-UP TRUCK
SET THE CRUISE CONTROL, CAUSE WERE GOIN
TO THAT PLACE CALLED THE BOOGIE WOOGIE
ROAD ROCK ON
 I WOKE UP IN THE MORNIN SOUTH THE TEXAS  LINE
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, I SAID LOOKIE HERE IM LOOKIN FOR A REAL GOOD TIME.
THERES SOME WILD BUCKIN BRONCOS DOWN BY THE RIO GRANDE.Â
I HEAR THE GIRLS AY DOWN IN TEXAS KNOW HOW TO TREAT AÂ
MAN.
 THERES SOMPIN BOUT TEXAS THAT DRIVES A MAN INSANE. IMÂ
HEADIN WAY DOWN SOUTH ALMOST TO MEXICO. ..CAUSEÂ
EVERYBODY KNOWS......THE BEST SEX IS IN TEXAS.
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 FROM EL PASO DOWN TO HOUSTON,
SAN ANTONE, DALLAS TOO.
THE SEX IS EVEN BETTER IF YA LIKE TO
BARBAQUE. THERES SOMETHIN WILD N RAUNCHY BOUT THE LONEÂ
STAR STATE.
I THINK ILL MOVE TO TEXAS AN FIND MYSELF A MATE.
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           BRIDGE, CHORUS
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SO I THINK ILL GO DOWN TO TEXAS YEA I THINK I'LL GO TWICE
I'M GOIN WAY DOWN SOUTH CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE REALLY NICE.
THERE'S SOMETHIN WILD N RAUNCHY BOUT THE LONE STAR STATE
I'LL THINK I'LL MOVE TO TEXAS AND
FIND MYSELF A MATE
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Woke up in the mornin smoked a cigarette.
Jump inside my car it's to the track to place a bet.
Put 50 bucks on Hee Haw win place or show
I'm tired of always losin, there's no place left to go
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One week you up again then you're  right back to the floor
these blues are gettin nasty one week you're up again then you're right back down to the floor
I gotta find somethin better cause I'm breakin all the rules
I'm tired of livin the life of the poor gamblin mans blooze.
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Atlantic city or Vegas sack o quarters in tow. I'm gonna strike it rich baby causeÂ
I'm sick of being poor. You know when you're hot you're hot, when you're coldÂ
you're cold. My saxophone's in hock, and my pink caddy just got sold
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Yea I think I'll hitch on out to the west coast I'm sick of being poor I wanna not beÂ
broke
When you're hot you're hot and when you're cod you're cold
My saxophone's in hock and my pink caddy's just been sold
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Listenin to the music and the dog is scratchin to the beat
children out back playin, listen to little feet
momma's in the pantry and she's talkin on the telephone
Papa's back in the woodshed, and he's puffin on a bone
(Chorus) And the music's got a Muddy Water flow
shuckin and a jivin here to Tupelo
Honey I got one thing left to say to you
It's time to play the blooze.
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Now the tires are kissin the road to a steady even flow even they can't afford toÂ
miss a beat
Take the 66 highway from Chi to Okee City it just can't be beat
There's a brother in the corner and he's smokin cigarettes he's got evil, evilÂ
thoughts on his mind
I heard somebody say that boy just can't sing I know he's gonna die tryin
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(Chorus)
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